He looks like someone fell asleep while doing a Joey Ramone Cosplay and woke up about a week later.

It's pretty clear that the show can't get good guests anymore, or at least guests that are culturally revelant. Look at the last couple of guests: David Spade, Mark Cuban, Russell Brand. Not exactly pop culture trailblazers.

I would like to know jcagney on the last time Howard Stern was really brillant, funny, or socially-concious. I'm going to ignore the self-aware part because any man that wears that ugly of a wig and claims it's his real hair is clearly delusional and/or full of shit.

You forgot…
7. Wears an ugly wig
8. Makes fun of everyone to the point of cruelty, yet becomes a whiny bitch the moment anyone critizes his trophy wife.
9. Constantly plugs said trophy wife's godawful shows, including Gossip Police (for the TV Guide Channel!) and Spoiled Rotten Pets. This is "funny" because he would…

One of Stern's biggest problems is that he is completely oblivious to pop culture. I don't expect a wig wearing 60 year old to automatically know who Daniel Tosh is (to quote a recent episode) but you would think the man would try sometimes. Nope.

Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!

What's strange is to think that at one point, the lead singer of The Divinyls looked like Noodle from Gorillaz and was loud and punky. Pop music apparently turns people into Nikki Cox circa Unhappily Ever After

Check out how stunning she is in Burning Up, her second single/video (also a personal fav of hers). 
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There was a time when the host of The Nerdist asked grown women whether or not they wanted a guy with a Big Dick or a Small Dick. It was weird.

I really want to believe Physical could have been the sexiest music video of all time. It's a shame the whole thing just isn't Olivia Newton John working out, instead of a bunch of fat guys huffing and puffing, followed by a gay joke as an ending.

Great Deaths in Cinema: Opera fantatic and would-be raptist is electrocuted by sprinkler system while wearing grandma panties.

I love Running Man, but it's totally a pussified version of Robocop, especially in it's satire. In Robocop, everyone, rich and poor, watches That's Not My Problem and quote it's "hero's" catchphrase, "That's not my problem!" over and over (truly the perfect mantra for a society that lets crime, both corporate and…

If they remade Running Man today, I would hope they would cast Howie Mandel as Killian.

They could show addicts clips from Mean Girls and then have Lindsay Lohan show up immediately afterwards. It would be like a live action "faces of meth" billboard

One time I was staying at my Dad's place for the weekend, and I rented Scarface from Mr. Movies (two tapes bound by rubber band because of how long that film is). I was watching it late at night when I decided to not watch it any more and instead put on the blurry Spice Channel to whack off to Hot Bods and Tail Pipe…

"SHOW US WHERE BABIES FEED!"

Actually, the soundtrack to Felix the Cat: The Movie would be something I would sell my soul for.

I'm still waiting for Witch's Night Out and Felix the Cat: The Movie to come out on DVD.

No mention of Payback, with Joan Severance?! That movie had everything:
1. Hot sex scene in kitchen
2. Hot sex scene on top of car
3. Um…C. Thomas Howell's droopy mustache

Mark my words: She'll be nude within 3 years, if not sooner, probably for some "artistic" photo shoot or for a 'daring' film role (a la Vanessa Hudgens). Hell, look at what happened to Ren Stevens from Even Stevens; it's only a matter of time before all Disney stars get naked.