More like every time I crushed on a pixie haired girl, she would have some nasty tattoos (it was the aughts). To each their own, but some of these tattoos…
1. A Fairy sitting on top of a moon. This took up her entire back. 
2. THE BEATLES in rainbow color (!) as a tramp stamp.  Hilariously, she only listened to rap/hip…

I'm torn: my love for pixie haircuts is offset by janky dream weaver tattoos. This is like my college years all over again.

"Hey I ain't no Trick Baby!" or "You're gonna to have sex with my dead body" or "Lord, I did a fucked up thing" are all lines still quoted around the house

Nightbeast is a pretty fun movie. Also, I'd throw in the fact that at one point, Troma actually had the rights to My Neighbor Tortoro (!). So bizarre.

Watching in the theater, during the scene where Jessica Biel is walking towards the house, someone in the audience yelled, "THAT'S THE BEST LOOKING ASS I HAVE EVER SEEN". What was great was that the response from the crow was simply silence; it was like everyone in the theater was nodding in agreement.

All right, it's betting time. Which one of these will bomb the biggest?

Stallone's tattoos look like someone painted bowls of salad on a statue.

It reminds me of the Underground Comedy movie that the the Sham Wow guy was hawking back in the day.

What smooth skin! I wonder what Arnold's secret is, given that he's well over 60. I hope the answer is botox and fillers!

Yes, but Johnny Knoxville is the comic relief. .

I imagine a producer was watching The Brothers Grimm, thinking, "This could make a lot of money, but only if it was shittier"

Check out this amazing MTV Dick Tracy promotion!

Fiasco by James Parrish has a whole chapter devoted to Town and Country, and the best that I can figure is that it had to do with the shoot taking so long (5 months (!) instead of 18 weeks), plus tons of script rewrites and a new ending after audiences shat all over it, plus the fact that Beatty made a TON of demands…

Say what you will about how awful that Dick Tracy cartoon was, but how could you forget Bat Fink? That made the Dick Tracy cartoon look like Fantasia.

Oscar nominated performance to boot. Not that I disagree with the selection, but the Academy didn't nominate Al Pacino for The Godfather Part III that same year.

The longevity of that song is just amazing-it's still on the top 40! It is also Billboard's Song of the Year, which is no small feat (especially since Call You Maybe was r such a monster hit too). 
You know what's weird? You would hear that song in the weirdest of places. It's definitely one of the strangest songs I've…

The longevity of that song is just amazing-it's still on the top 40! It is also Billboard's Song of the Year, which is no small feat (especially since Call You Maybe was r such a monster hit too). 
You know what's weird? You would hear that song in the weirdest of places. It's definitely one of the strangest songs I've…

Hey Tragically Ludicrous, what pop songs were massive in Europe this year? I imagine Call Me Maybe and that Gotye guy were big, but was anything really massive that would be shocking to American ears (please tell me that Train isn't big)

Hey Tragically Ludicrous, what pop songs were massive in Europe this year? I imagine Call Me Maybe and that Gotye guy were big, but was anything really massive that would be shocking to American ears (please tell me that Train isn't big)

Superjail! continues to be awful. I loved the first season, but the 2nd and now 3rd are just so bad that I wonder why they even bother any more (adding 'plot' to the story wasn't a good idea, and the crazed bloodbaths are nowhere near as batshit as the first seasons. Also, the animation is really shitty now that…