Superjail! continues to be awful. I loved the first season, but the 2nd and now 3rd are just so bad that I wonder why they even bother any more (adding 'plot' to the story wasn't a good idea, and the crazed bloodbaths are nowhere near as batshit as the first seasons. Also, the animation is really shitty now that…

What's more terrifying: that House was still on or that there are people who were still watching new episodes?

What's more terrifying: that House was still on or that there are people who were still watching new episodes?

My pick for worst TV of 2012 was that stupid 'special' on Animal Planet about how the bones of mermaids had been discovered. The whole thing is a stupid faux documentary, but I swear to Christ people at my job were actually talking about it as if it was real. This really happened! A whole gaggle of people at lunch…

My pick for worst TV of 2012 was that stupid 'special' on Animal Planet about how the bones of mermaids had been discovered. The whole thing is a stupid faux documentary, but I swear to Christ people at my job were actually talking about it as if it was real. This really happened! A whole gaggle of people at lunch…

Rest assured SamR, everyone I know thinks that song is a piece of shit

Rest assured SamR, everyone I know thinks that song is a piece of shit

I really think Taylor Swift's new song, I Knew You Were Trouble, is a great pop song. Just listen to that chorus!

I really think Taylor Swift's new song, I Knew You Were Trouble, is a great pop song. Just listen to that chorus!

One thing to mention is that there was a long standing stereotype (seen in Mandingo and Blazing Saddles) of the German woman who lusted after black men. Perhaps this pairing in Django is a winking reference to that stereotype (and given Jamie Foxx's sexuality, that would be even more wink wink, although I have to…

One thing to mention is that there was a long standing stereotype (seen in Mandingo and Blazing Saddles) of the German woman who lusted after black men. Perhaps this pairing in Django is a winking reference to that stereotype (and given Jamie Foxx's sexuality, that would be even more wink wink, although I have to…

The Home Alone 2 video game for NES is fucking awful. I'd rather play that shitty Simpson game where Bart fights different versions of Mr. Burns from foreign lands.

The Home Alone 2 video game for NES is fucking awful. I'd rather play that shitty Simpson game where Bart fights different versions of Mr. Burns from foreign lands.

Very true. They have a missing child on their hands and I'm sure the parents gave them permission to break in to see if Kevin is alright (what if he had died, for instance? Of course he wouldn't answer the door!). But I suppose that would have ended the movie.

Very true. They have a missing child on their hands and I'm sure the parents gave them permission to break in to see if Kevin is alright (what if he had died, for instance? Of course he wouldn't answer the door!). But I suppose that would have ended the movie.

Good thing Kevin happened to have relatives in New York who just so happened to be out of town that day and who just so happened to be renovating their house at the time. Wouldn't bums have made off with all the power tools and paint just lying around?

Good thing Kevin happened to have relatives in New York who just so happened to be out of town that day and who just so happened to be renovating their house at the time. Wouldn't bums have made off with all the power tools and paint just lying around?

Here's the thing I don't get:

Here's the thing I don't get:

Don't worry about the bird lady. She lives above Carnegie Hall, I'm sure it's heated.