Don't worry about the bird lady. She lives above Carnegie Hall, I'm sure it's heated.

You forgot the Toystore!

You forgot the Toystore!

Things I remember:
1. The Talkboy seemed to take a long time getting onto shelves. I remember every kid wanted one after seeing the film, but they weren't readily available. 
2. The Talkboy sucked and you only played with it like once.

Things I remember:
1. The Talkboy seemed to take a long time getting onto shelves. I remember every kid wanted one after seeing the film, but they weren't readily available. 
2. The Talkboy sucked and you only played with it like once.

If Home Alone came out today, Angels with Filthy Souls would be an actual short film available on the dvd.

If Home Alone came out today, Angels with Filthy Souls would be an actual short film available on the dvd.

My favorite issue of Disney Adventures featured an article by a handwriting expert who analyzed the signatures from the cast of Home Improvement cast (just the kids)

My favorite issue of Disney Adventures featured an article by a handwriting expert who analyzed the signatures from the cast of Home Improvement cast (just the kids)

How can I get out of this jam? I know! I will play this scene from this VHS that I managed to get (apparently I can order actual videos in the Plaza Hotel) while the hotel staff are in the other room. Apparently having never seen this movie or being aware that what is on television can easily be discerned from what is…

How can I get out of this jam? I know! I will play this scene from this VHS that I managed to get (apparently I can order actual videos in the Plaza Hotel) while the hotel staff are in the other room. Apparently having never seen this movie or being aware that what is on television can easily be discerned from what is…

How much do I owe you?
Acey says 10%
Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

How much do I owe you?
Acey says 10%
Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

If memory serves me correctly, I'm sure Clint Howard popped up in one of the sequels. This would be his kind of series.

If memory serves me correctly, I'm sure Clint Howard popped up in one of the sequels. This would be his kind of series.

Agent Harris is such a scumbag. Not only does he cheat on his wife, but he assists in a mob war by providing Tony with vital information used to locate Phil! And the fact that he actually says, "We're gonna win this one" really hammers his awfulness home. No you fuck, you're not gonna win anything, the mob will…

Agent Harris is such a scumbag. Not only does he cheat on his wife, but he assists in a mob war by providing Tony with vital information used to locate Phil! And the fact that he actually says, "We're gonna win this one" really hammers his awfulness home. No you fuck, you're not gonna win anything, the mob will…

Paulie: They look like a weight loss ad. Before, and Way Before!

Paulie: They look like a weight loss ad. Before, and Way Before!

How about this wonderful bit of dialogue, from when Chris is helping Tony dispose of Ralph's body:
Chris (in reference to Ralph being bald): "Jesus! I had no idea! Did you?"Tony: Of course I did. You're so high on scag you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head"