Someone's not a Dumb and Dumber fan?

Somethingsomething… farva beans and a bottle of chiiiiiiianti…

Somethingsomething… farva beans and a bottle of chiiiiiiianti…

"That monologue would sound leering and flirtatious even if Werner Herzog delivered it"

"That monologue would sound leering and flirtatious even if Werner Herzog delivered it"

Same here - picked these up at a book fair in elementary school and they scared the daylights out of me. Really hope we have them somewhere in storage still so I can give them to my kids and give them nightmares one day too - it's good for the soul. >:D  Didn't know they've since changed the illustrations, which were…

Same here - picked these up at a book fair in elementary school and they scared the daylights out of me. Really hope we have them somewhere in storage still so I can give them to my kids and give them nightmares one day too - it's good for the soul. >:D  Didn't know they've since changed the illustrations, which were…

Hector was the third one.

Hector was the third one.

What if it were the White Zombie version, though? And shouldn't a zombie such as yourself have chosen that one to begin with?

What if it were the White Zombie version, though? And shouldn't a zombie such as yourself have chosen that one to begin with?

Todd, you are my new hero and I will read everything you write.

Todd, you are my new hero and I will read everything you write.

I set mitmm up so perfectly and not even one like? I'm so disillusioned.

I set mitmm up so perfectly and not even one like? I'm so disillusioned.

I prefer the triple cream brie. Much richer flavor. Funny story, my wife eats out only the middle of any brie she finds on the table at parties. Baked brie can be an amusing change of pace too.

I prefer the triple cream brie. Much richer flavor. Funny story, my wife eats out only the middle of any brie she finds on the table at parties. Baked brie can be an amusing change of pace too.

I haven't heard my tape of this in probably 20 years at this point. I can still pretty much sing all the songs note for note. I'm not sure what this means, but I have the feeling it's not good for me.

I haven't heard my tape of this in probably 20 years at this point. I can still pretty much sing all the songs note for note. I'm not sure what this means, but I have the feeling it's not good for me.

Hate to pile on more here, but I agree with the general sentiment that these reviews are terrible. I don't want them to drop the series, because I like having a reason to revisit the old episodes, but they really need to find someone else to write them. These reviews bring absolutely no insight or context to this…