Make another movie cuz the people they want more of this
Suckers they be sayin' they can take out Israel Horovitz.

Teaching English at a university. I think it's going to be a lot more pleasant than the Korean cram school experience (which I also applied to do).

Tomorrow I'm moving to China. Pretty weird. I hope I can continue to lurk/post/mostly lurk here, but with internet blockages and the time difference, we'll see. I'm sad that they're putting together a Twin Cities meetup—I've always wanted to attend one, and then THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE I LEAVE it finally gets off the…

WHM can be a little hit or miss for me, but I thought that was a really good episode. Uh, yeah, nothing to add.

So it was true to the book, then. God, I hated that piece of garbage.

Sasha Mitchell (the guy who played Cody) was actually JR's out of wedlock son with some Russian lady. He was a regular for maybe 2-3 seasons. I watched the entire run of Dallas on Soap Network, and I hated him so much, mainly because he was so out of his depth.

"Making out with" is how most Americans would define that. I always wondered what Brits meant by "get off with," since it's not what Prince meant in his song.

He hasn't had sex with his "little brown prince" for 10 years. They could have a non-monogamous agreement. If they're exclusive, well, I could probably draw a conclusion as to why NOT is so horny.

This looks terrible. You know what's really good, though? Los Dos Escobar. It's a documentary about Pablo Escobar and Juan Escobar, captain of the Colombia national team. Watch this, not that (if anyone is even reading the comments for this turd): https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My dad took my sister and me to European Vacation in the theater when we were 10 and 8. My parents were/are clueless about pop culture and figured it would be family fun with genial ol' Chevy Chase. Awkward.

I misread the video text and thought the movie's full title was "The Brittany Murphy Story: Clueless." Which would be the only way this could be more insensitive.

Thanks, that's actually very encouraging. I did study Chinese a bit in college, but it was a very long time ago and didn't go that well. I will definitely be getting a private tutor when I get there (I'll be at a university so I'm sure it wont' be too tough to find one). I'm actually going to be in Chongqing, and I'm…

Good luck, and I hope January comes quickly for you.

Me too, minus Tom and the Dowager.

His jaw was broken in a near-fatal car accident.

Honestly, though, I really needed to hear this this afternoon.

Tracy Morgan, I presume.

Remember when I said I was moving to Korea? Well, the placement agency I've been working with is doing a crappy job. I'm looking for expat jobs teaching English all over (mostly China and Taiwan), applying on my own and trying to get a fire under their asses. I'm so frustrated.

Have you tried massage? I'm a massage therapist, so of course I'm biased, but a few 30-minute sessions can make a big difference. If you work with your chiro, you might even be able to get it covered by insurance.

I didn't like the first one, but I think I was expecting something else. I should probably reread it with a more open mind. I agree with those that like the second much better. And of course, the third one comes out in August.