That's the reason I didn't read the new story.

"I actually had my wits enough to crunch my abs when he cut my shirt off…"

Agreed. I hope I'm getting it on when I'm that old. I don't necessarily want to picture old people doing it, but I'm glad they are doing it.

But it's not the first. What about Schweddy Balls?

At least once a week, I think about her bit about losing her virginity the day before 9/11. "Something big happened downtown, but also, something BIG happened DOWNTOWN."

http://www.comicvine.com/wo… This link says it "refers to comic book women who have been depowered, raped, murdered and/or had their lives ruined specifically in order to fuel the stories of men."

Lord, I hate Wait Wait. Except Carl Kassell, and he's retiring. The jokes are so weak, and the audience just ROARS.

I live in Minnesota now, and I feel like with my peer group (white people mid to late 30s) it's the opposite. People my age are just over it, but those from out of state are like, "Ooh, you saw him at Bruegger's? He's a celeb."

It's true! We're so lame!

I believe so. You know how when you clean off your desk, you stack your stuff on the chair? It was like that. He was an employee of the hospital, so I guess they could have checked his story out.

My grandpa once sat on a desk spindle (remember those?). Perhaps if he'd have aimed…

Ooh, will do. Mama like.

I'm going to South Korea. I have confused a lot of people by not clarifying. Also, I'm a female lady woman, so anything goes, hair-wise.

Still waiting to hear where I'll be going in Korea. I would really like to have a contract in place before I give notice on my apartment, but I don't think that's likely. I'll have to trust in God, the universe, whatever. But the process of getting rid of 90% of my belongings is going well.

My friends and I did that once. The hostess made a spreadsheet so we could vote on crust, sauce, cheese, etc. I think we lost interest in voting after a while and just stuffed our faces, but it was really fun.

Yup, in the "Mr. Black!" voice from Kamp Krusty.

"I assumed he would be less jealous than the average man."

It's OK. I mentioned a few weeks ago that I didn't get into grad school. So I'm going to go teach English in Korea. Which means I'm moving to Korea, probably in August just before I turn 40. A little freaked out sums it up.

Fine. They can stay closed on Sundays. But why make it ILLEGAL for others to be open? Drinking alcohol is not a moral failing (I may be doing it wrong).

Yeah, my parents were poor as shit when they got married, but my mom had a diamond in her wedding band. Your mom didn't have a diamond, Lorde? Not even one of your friend's moms?