This was definitely one of my favorites. Although, this year there wasn't much competition—I read fewer books and more mediocre ones, I'm sorry to say.

Good luck. Baby steps, small goals, etc.

There are some theories that he traveled to India/the east in his lost years. Makes sense—don't a lot of directionless bearded young guys end up bumming around India for a year or so? I personally have a theory that the "healing people by laying on of hands" business was an Eastern technique similar to shiatsu or…

I thought someone 'Shopped in Eli Roth's face, which would be extremely ironic, I suppose.

ICE COLD! All right all right all right all right all right all right all right!

Larry Csonka had/has(?) a hunting show a few years ago. My stepdad was watching it one day, and I flipped out, because Larry Csonka! My mom was like, "Oh, shut up, you don't know who Larry Csonka is." I was like, "MVP Super Bowl VIII, from Miami." She was very confused, as I don't follow football. I tried to explain I…

I'm trying to decide if I want to put myself through that. But I've read enough reviews of the damn thing, I guess I may as well.

Yes, fantastic episode.

Maybe he's a really good usher.

There is one Blockbuster near me that's still open. I always hated it, even before it cut the size of its store in half a few years ago. I never see anyone entering or leaving; I assume it's a front for drugs or money laundering.

I don't know whether to recommend that this woman read The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore or anti-recommend it.

Terrible way to end a sentence, but not a bad way to end a date.

When the That 70s Show kids drove from near Kenosha, WI, to the Canadian border in one day, even though Wisconsin doesn't share a border with Canada.

I hope they dramatize the time when he and Superhead went to a restaurant and Fred ordered all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Satan likes the D.

Congrats on the house!

I love your user name. Is it true that you come from a long line of Greidanuses?

KONY 2013 KONY one of these years

The Governor's Wife: Coming soon to the far left side of the Tolerability Index.

"You May Be Right" by Billy Joel. The line "You were lonely for a man/I said take me as I am" is fun for a woman (i.e., me) to sing.