I saw a guy do I've Been Everywhere without looking at the lyrics. It was so baller (by karaoke standards).

Genealogy? So Cobain was secretly…boring?

I have never read the books, and in fact I passed up a free copy of 50SoG that was sitting in my laundry room. But somewhere I read that one of Christian's things was wearing a shirt but no pants during sex. Like Donald Duck.

Wow. That site is a real piece of clickbaity garbage.

The cruise was cancelled. Now I remember. The follow-up had the line I was thinking of: "[T]his in regards to his planned four-day Odyssey, in which the nostalgic siren song of “alternative” radio would have lured sailors to crash, again and again, upon the jagged, gray-dyed-blonde spikes of hard reality…"

I was just thinking about Sean O'Neal's tour de force article about the Sugar Ray cruise earlier this week. I was literally walking down the street giggling thinking about it. But I could have sworn there was a line about "frosted tips over gray" that I can't find now.

Butternut squash mac and cheese. YUM. I can't wait to go home and shove the leftovers into my face.

But he "doesn't want to scare her". I think he's the kind of person who thinks it's unromantic to ask for what you want, that your partner should just KNOW. So he says shit like, "I wanted to have sex yesterday," which…OK, good data point? Why didn't you say something then?

It's pretty fucked up that SAW told the guy's mom about it and she was like, "Yep, that's Jeff. Not too worried." He's the bad actor here, make no mistake, but maybe if he gets some help he can learn how to function as an adult (I'm assuming he's young, if SAW is 21).

Baby oil? Are you sleeping with Mitchell?

"Which ad experience do you prefer?" Fuck you, Hulu. I prefer the one where I don't have to hear about Johnny Knoxville as an old guy.

You're some guy, @Box of Cotton Swabs

He's strange-looking. But his voice is quite alluring.

You've got to quit setting up AV Club notifications when you're drunk.

My friend says that turning off wireless prevents the library from reclaiming the book. Haven't tried it myself.

I made spaghetti squash last week, baked with cheddar and spinach. Very good.

It just occurred to me that I have an uncle who is estranged from our family, and he and I are the only family members who live in this city. If this kind of thing happens to me, I will be very, very upset, as I don't want to think about this guy's weiner business at all.

Assuming you don't write, "Terribly sorry about your partner. Looking forward to getting jerked off" in the card, what possible issue would there be with sending a card? Like Dan said, he's an erotic masseur, not a moron.

The old guy whose hair Pharaoh was cutting looked crabby as hell. The other guy was reacting as naturally as he could without speaking, but the other guy just had a mean mug on. I truthfully found watching those two the most interesting part of the sketch.

"so it’s actively trying to move the network away from gratuitous nudity to gratuitous nudity that’s occasionally interrupted by a gunfight, like in its original programming."