Two Brides for Two Brothers?

I have a paperback novelization of The Jerk. It's pretty magical.

Do you have a trusted mechanic? If so, take the car to him or her before buying for inspection. If not, find one.

Wow, that's huge. My father is also an anti-inspiration to me. It's hard, because I am like him in a lot of ways, but that doesn't mean I have to make all the mistakes he's made. Best of luck.

Does Amelie think that actors pick their own wigs for major motion pictures?

If you can, lie down to sleep in a cool room after your hot bath. Knocks me right out.

@avclub-5dedb42b34e50082065a783265ce28a8:disqus  He has an ownership stake in MySpace, for some reason.

Especially for the Pope.

Whatever. Captain von Trapp was hot as fuck.

Night train…to Mundo Fine…

Do it! I'm not the world's biggest YA fan, but it's nice to get outside my usual book picks. And of course, the books don't take long to read. Plus, brunch with friends.

I'm learning salsa dancing, too! It's fun.

My YA book club is reading Blubber, so I'm going to make a flenser costume. Possibly a sexy flenser costume, if I get the courage to make/wear booty shorts (my legs are, shall we stay, sturdy).

Fuck you, jam!

@avclub-be0aaf2e34ac4f69f12cf8f6212e3e75:disqus  Butt chugging! http://www.urbandictionary…. Is it rea? I doubt it, but who can resist that name?

My theory is that she's dehydrated because she doesn't want to look bloated. Her breath must be nasty as hell. SEXY.

@avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good.

I liked The Golem and the Jinni, but aside from that, I've been in a real slump lately. Nothing is holding my attention.

I used to be a grant writer, too, but don't ask me for advice because I was terrible at it. I did find the book Writing for a Good Cause to be helpful. But don't ask me for MORE advice.

I'm sorry. I would be too if it weren't for my sweet, sweet meds. Hope you get through it soon.