"Why haven't I met The One yet?" Because you're 23, dude. Everybody has to kiss a few frogs, even you.

Well, we live in different states, so we can't really see who we want when we want. I normally don't even talk to people on OKCupid who live in the next town over, but..this happened. I don't know. I'm just trying to keep it fun, and he says he comes to visit my city a few times a year, so, who knows? Glad I'm not the…

Dear Savage Dik,

That reminds me—I should call my dad.

Her inexperience as an actor didn't help, either.

@avclub-95266da9313a7ff77098ebbaa0a7772e:disqus : Sorry I hurt your feelings, Mr. McCarthy.

Oh, shit, he looks like he's trick-or-treating as Prince.

Ugh, online dating. I had a decent date last week (reported here), but I cancelled our follow-up because I was sick. I don't think I'm going to reschedule. He's a 46-year-old Goth. I mean, when your dyed black sideburns have 1 cm of gray roots on them, it's time to reevaluate.

Congratulations. Hope it works out for you two.

Super arrogant on Dan's part. The letter writer didn't say he NEEDS the writing group. He just likes it and finds it helpful.

Why was I so disappointed that Turkish Peter Gallagher didn't have appropriately bushy eyebrows?

I'm not a him. :)

At least it's not another origin story.

I knew him when he was Matt Gourley. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

Ooh, pretty.

I'm imitating Scott Aukerman imitating Barenaked Ladies. IT'S BEEN…

I got back into it. I'm getting a few "hey sexy" messages, so at least my new photos are more flattering, apparently. I met a guy for lunch yesterday. I'm not sure if I'm feeling it, though.

Not all stores, but a lot of them: http://www.startribune.com/…

In fact, you might say he…always gives you a boner.

@avclub-ce6b16ea4102dc4408c8dc202e7336c0:disqus : Butt Drugs commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watc… I suppose I'll have that song in my head all weekend.