I'm sorry it didn't work out with LaFawnduh, but at least he's moved on.

They need to fix their sign, though. Although if they can't find someone who will make it look appropriately retro, I'd rather they leave it and change their name to M'S.

http://www.amusingplanet.co… I have a 3-hour ride, so I'm going to be crammed into an old school bus seat—if I'm lucky enough to get a seat. Ah well, part of the experience. At least I'm not prone to carsickness.

They think I'm slow, eh?

Have fun!

Good luck with higher education. Yes, college is a million times better than high school.

I once leaned over in my office chair (with arms) to throw something away and tipped the whole thing over. I had a bruise on my thigh the size of my hand the shape of a sideways Africa. It turned every color. I was so sad I could only show a few people.

I generally start the day with "God damn it!" then move on to "Shit!" Once I get to "Son of a bitch!" it's Code Red.

I like Stuff You Should Know or Stuff You Missed in History Class. I don't listen to every episode—just the intriguing topics or the ones that get a really good write-up in Podmass.

There's got to be a better way to say that.

I can't imagine the "But my wife (MY WIFE!) is Asian" holds a lot of water with Andrew Ti.

Also played a security guard on NewsRadio.

I just finished The Burgess Boys, which was kind of disappointing. I normally like lit fic about adult sibling relationships, but this didn't quite do it for me.

Mirage was so good! I'm surprised it wasn't more popular—it's a nice little thriller with a twist.

Inside Scientology by Janet Reitman is really good, too.

I saw a guy with Master Shake on the back of his calf the other day. That was probably in my top 10.

You have to send it to Hell is OKCupid: http://hell-is-okcupid.tumb…

And the building projects in every episode that are obviously hand doubles. Man, that show was the greatest.

I definitely preferred Year of the Flood. Waiting for Maddaddam from the library.

Same here, only it's way more than occasional eyebrow hairs. My body hair is mostly blonde or light brown, but for some reason I have Baby Gerald eyebrows.