*Pours a 40 on the ground for the Menards Guy*

That's cute. But, as everyone who has seen Role Models knows, a whispering eye is a vagina.

Makeup thread!

Dental plan!

I haven't listened to To the 5 Boroughs in forever. I really like it. I sing "Hey Fuck You" to psych myself up sometimes.

Classic Amelie.

Welcome. I'm a lady in Minnesota. This place can seem a little clique-ish at first, but I find that if you just jump right in people are welcoming and reasonable. (So there, Jesse Thorn. Sorry, that still bugs me.)

It's like the current Mary Worth plot! http://joshreads.com/?cat=8

Not until the floor is closed for questions. Classic Would You Rather blunder.

Bs aren't cheap.

Interesting theory. I feel like I should like him more than I do, and maybe that's why.

I'm hoping for a spinoff podcast called Chris Cabin is Irritated. Because, man, that guy gets irritated, and man, is it ever delightful.

What happened to the second R in your first name? Did Gilly take it in the divorce?

I think my mom recommended Homer Price because it was one of her childhood favorites. I remember the doughnut story (yum) and the one where three of the townspeople competed to see whose string collection was the longest (spoiler alert: the woman cheated by unraveling her knit dress, which pissed me off at the time).

They updated the menstrual supplies part in 2001 (better late than never). I'm in a YA book club, and some of us had the updated version, and some had the belt version.

You better ruuuun!
(He'll steal your lunch!)
You better hiiiide!
(Your lunch!)

And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.

I'm…not?

I'm on Words with Friends. My user name is zyngawf_37432824 (so catchy, right?).

We watched that in CCD! (Religion ed for Catholics) I don't remember much of it—I think I tuned it out because it was SO heavy-handed.