I'm also in a similar situation. My line is, "I'm not relationship material right now." I think you're smart to recognize that and focus on getting your professional life together. Relationships are meeting the right person at the right time, and if it's not the right time for you, then it wouldn't work. Congrats on…

Consignment store screens the items people bring in and pays out a percentage once the items sell. Thrift stores are strictly donation (although some do screen). It might seem like splitting hairs, but I don't have a lot of time to paw through a lot of weird and possibly damaged thrift store crap, so I stick to a…

Delighted to hear the Matthew Broderick impression return.

Is that style of yodeling different than a man's yodeling? I don't think so, but I'll be damned if I'm going to listen to fucking yodeling clips on YouTube. I kind of see what you're getting at, but he said "I can envision that horrible, horrible female singing it." And as I was getting at, you never hear men who like…

ACTUALLY, said the pedantic Twins fan, Carl Pohlad died a few years ago. Bill Pohlad's brother Jim now owns the team.

That's how I always said it. But in The One by RJ Smith (which is one of the best biographies I've read), that lyric was transcribed as "I know ka-razor." Still pretty great.

I hear those at the gym from time to time. Better just not to exercise.

His referring to the singer as a "horrible, horrible female," as opposed to "woman" (or even "girl" or "chick," for Christ's sake) made me prick up my ears. You get that word a lot from MRA woman-hater types. To be fair, I didn't get that vibe from the rest of the interview.

So are the pigs paying him, or…?

I liked that one a lot! None of my other Goodreads friends did, though. Eh, fuck 'em.

I volunteer at a high school (or, I did), and one of the Somali girls brought in sambusa because it was the last day of school. I was like, "This is just like the kraut kuchen my mom used to make." Hard to screw up meat wrapped in dough. YUM.

I think he wants to blame his urge to suck dick on the videos, rather than the fact that he just wants to suck dick.

Classic O'Neal.

"BleeeeEEEaak love in the morning"

Absolutely. I hope Poehler will be on a few more times before Parks & Rec starts up again.

I actually gasped when PFT started singing "Happy Birthday." They can't pay for that song!

Still alive and, apparently, in possession of Steve Harvey's old styrofoam hairpiece: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Things to do with a time machine:

I'm a little concerned myself. I could go to Magnificent Seven as a double feature, but I don't think I can make it.

I thought that's what "Hear This" was, but it seems like it's drifted into classic songs instead of current ones. Agreed that GJI seems like a weird spot.