Seven Samurai on the big screen. God, I can't wait.

Meet the Goodles.

I just got a Groupon email for Watersports Equipment. Did a double-take on that one.

It's a name that comes with its own ascot.

"I learned that for every two dollars I make touring, on average over the course of the year, I spend approximately one dollar on traveling expenses – and that's despite the fact that I'm only staying in hotels about 5% of the time I'm on tour."

And sex between two twelve-year-olds will shake the earth itself to its core. Good gravy, I thought this was a series about giant talking armored polar bears.

Agreed, and I was mostly being silly.

"Her outsized eyewear, at least 20 years out of date, is only one example of the film overplaying her frumpiness."

@Dikachu:disqus I don't care if you're an attention whore as long as you have the jokes to back it up.

Buying your kid a Playboy just seems like the ultimate in helicopter parenting. Besides the fact that he's going to associate the magazine with his mom, she would be denying him problem solving skills that will serve him well later in life.

Aw, one of the kids has training wheels! Adorbs.

Including How To Make Love To Steve Allen, Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, Journey to the Center of Steve Allen, and The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen.

I read the damn thing because of Justin and Sydnee's Satellite Dish recap. If you like hearing Justin McElroy laugh his ass off, it's worth it. But the book…it feels like a book written by someone who watches a lot of TV and hasn't read since junior high.

Exactly what I came here to post. "I worry that we're filtering out whatever is real and valuable about people so that 10,000 of us can all make the same really obvious jokes about it."

"…he plays an advertising executive who begins speaking entirely in slogans."

Oh, sure enough, you're right. At least I didn't call it a monkey.

@avclub-88c684398fdcd02e0cf958f8ddb068d6:disqus : Without getting too deep into it, I didn't realize that him saying he could change wasn't the same as him being able to change. The way he was wasn't what I wanted, and he deserves to be with someone who won't make him feel inadequate. And, I found that I recreated my…

The first movie I remember—I must have been 5 or so—was Every Which Way But Loose. Or maybe Any Which Way You Can. In any case, I remember there was a chimp, and I had no idea what was going on.

All the edgy Christian kids are into Faulkner.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Right. It's going to be very hard. I'm sure a lot of relationships outstay their welcome for purely financial and logistical reasons. But I think it's the best thing to do in this situation. I hope she has a good support network—if they're like mine, they won't be…