Toe to tip, Colin Firth is, and forever shall be, Fitzwilliam Darcy.

I'll Jump on This Bandwagon…
Not that anyone's actually ever going to read this, but then again, that's what the Internet is for, I suppose…

"Sedarian influences" indeed
Crosley - mines an entire essay out of finding a poop on the bathroom floor during a party, being forced to deal with it, and wondering who could be responsible.

Earliest Numbered Sequel
I know a fact! I get to use it! That one year as a film major is not in vain…