*HEAD EXPLODES*

Congratulations, you are old.

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The travails of the rich and beautiful. He probably can't get a reservation at Dorsia either. 

In these days of economic disaster, growing inequality and rampant poverty, sex addiction isn't exactly top of my pity list.

Consistency.

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Acid rain, drug addiction, international terrorism, freeway killers. Now
more than ever it is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas. Don't miss Charles Dickens immortal Christmas classic Scrooge…….Your life just might depend on it.

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Cheer up sconn it's nearly Christmas!

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AT DAWN  THEY SLEEP

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