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Slayer Guy
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Dead Space 2 was a cheap, crappy, linear rehash of the first game. A C was overly generous.

Your critique has the all startling originality of the third game in the Uncharted series. Please go into much, much more detail.

I agree, he was way too easy on this game, should have got a D- at most.

That's actually the one thing that Lars' money CAN'T buy.

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The death of Socrates. The Moscow Show Trials. The Birmingham 6.

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Ha ha ha movie references. Man Family Guy is lame.

If you can't decipher that this is basically another solid but essentially identikit sequel in the Gears of War 3, Dead Space 2 etc. mould, then you are a thicko and a marketer's wet dream.

I like the 70's UK Public Information films where the objective was to basically scare the shit  out of children so they didn't do stupid stuff:

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