Dammit, I spent the better part of an hour trying to track that down because I knew there was no fucking way she was calling him a "gaucho".

Also, I might be a little bit biased, but, as a general rule,

I'm just making a wild guess here, but…

Yeah, that one sounds much more interesting.

Frankly, I think it makes everything Scruffy's ever said funnier, all the way back to, "Scruffy's gonna die like he lived." (flips page)

There's some serious signs of schizophrenia in those heaps of word salad up there…

I'll vacuum the cat.

John Kricfalusi: The rare, rare case where network censorship arguably made his show fucking better.

Holy crap, thank God someone else remembers that, because it's all that's in my head whenever I hear that stupid song anymore.

I've used that fortune at every possible opportunity. Also, me and my sister often punctuate long, awkward pauses with, "So… Get some bagels?"

I'm guessing because the 10-year-old you didn't know just how much that would hurt.

The Conglom-O logo is slated to be one of my tattoos, complete with the "We Own You" motto.

He attended the same community college as me in the SF Bay Area (thought O-town always felt familiar…) and, yeah, his experience was more or less exactly the same as John K.'s, with the notable exception of him not being a huge fucking asshole.

"What kind of sandwich would you like?"

Yeah, the way this show established its setting should be Lesson 1 for anyone trying to make a sci-fi story.

It's an asteroid. It's explicitly stated somewhere.

Also, the attention to detail in this show always struck me. Count the languages in one of the scenes at the hyperspace gates.

Jesus Fucking Christ on a bicycle, please for the love of God don't review Eva. It's a decent enough anime (I'd rather see FLCL or Samurai Champloo reviews…) but…

I don't think we're really going to get Pierce back. I bet that filming this has been a shitload of work for Chevy Chase and he probably needed a break. Now that I think about it… Maybe that was part of the reason he spent most of this season in a wheelchair.

That teaser killed me. I've got a good friend with Asperger's and I swear to God I've watched that exact same conversation play out.