Eh, the whole, "It's your fault my fiancee slept with you!" angst, and the, "She's just a plot device so of course she'll be dead by the end…" sentiment to me just remind me of why I blame the patriarchy.

I find in favor of….

Also, not all the Objectivists I meet are like that. Others are wealthy trust-fund kids.

And it's at this point that I'd like to disagree with the person above who said Randites are lousy in bed.

Also, if an oyster didn't open during cooking it's not edible. It shouldn't even make it as far as the table.

Eat a fucking burger with a side of fucking kale, for Chrisssakes.

Personally, I think it's a fascinating look at how the capitalist system is designed to keep the vast majority of people poorly nourished and ignorant by leaving no other alternative.

Neo-Stalinist? Seriously? I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean what you think it means.

A 3-ring circus and a sorority house?

Yeah, used to have a glorious Korean bootleg 32-game cartridge that played in my Gameboy just fine.

Also, when the hell'd we get this obsession that everybody's gotta be right about everything all the time? That's why we have more than one "person whose job it is to know things for us" at a time nowadays.

I'm going with, "Ban Lobsters 1 because he's a dull, uncreative, humorless dick who can't do anything more interesting than flog a straw-man version of a hipster that doesn't even exist."

Also, I like some random ass pretentious movies, but I'd never seen it. I did, however, remember it from the episode of the Simpsons where Martin is playing the videogame adaptation.

I'm going with Team Britta-Railing-Annie-With-A-Strapon.

^ Win.

Fuck people who hate on Pabst. It's the only unionized beer plant.

Eh
This is some lazy-ass speculative fiction. How the fuck does the tiny-ass, starving nation of North Korea even have the manpower to sustain a land occupation of an area as big as the western United States?

Seriously. Don't hate the idiotic love letter to superherodom that is Kickass.

I remember only one thing about the show Hysteria: A bit where they explained the history of Poland as a thousand years of being invaded by people on their way to invade somewhere else.

Man, I'd totally forgotten about the Doc Martens. I may have seen this at an important part of my life because owning Doc Martens is one of the few recurring themes in the women I've dated.