Honestly, I think White Collar is more of a ripoff of The Mentalist than anything.

A big segment of the problem is that we can barely get A.I. to discriminate between its ass and a hole in the ground, so the idea of programming something to "identify" targets on its own is more or less laughable.

The other thing I remember being special about Sesame Street was the feeling that you were never being talked down to. It's hard for me to describe, but there was rarely an authority figure who just appeared and led you through things- usually the main characters were wandering into and discovering things along with…

The chair recognizes the Junior Congresswoman from Minnesota, Rep. Ernestine Von Doom (R).

Heh heh heh….

I'd like to say for the record I'm appalled at you fucks. Too goddamn many people I know have gotten fucked up by drunk drivers for me to let my friends or family do it. Maybe it's from growing up in a city where cabs (or passing out in someone else's bed, for fuck's sake) were always an option and even at 2 a.m.…

Also, where the hell is The Boondocks?

For some reason, I just assume she lives in Poland or somewhere way the fuck far away.

Re: Teddy bear "len" pierce-

Ugh. I don't think anything has made me more ashamed of my species.

Yeah, it's the rare trailblazer that's actually, y'know, a playable fucking game.

re: her scratching her ankle being sexy-

I'm pretty sure you have to be black to be a Ninga.

And now, everyone is.

And the traditionally accepted spelling is:

There were too too many to count. Even Bender's line, "The past?! I can't go back there!"

I like Bender's response:

No, that dolphin wasn't intelligent. It spent all its money on scratch-off lotto tickets.

Hell, even in the first episode he admits his delivery company is basically a sham to cover his incredibly reckless inventing.

I prefer the The Neighbors Are Forcing You To Think About Eating People's Faces show.