And on the commentary track for Arlington Road.

I don't know, the striptease (at least) seemed more like a parody of the whole sexy-spy action movie trope.

Nerds do lie about having girlfriends, but usually nobody believes them.

Exhibit 2: Yo mama!

And hey, despite his "special" mind, he does have a function on the ship. Look at all the episodes where he's their surprisingly competent gunner.

Isn't that just kicking the problem down the road?

I'm pretty sure that not even Aaron McGruder has the balls to make a show where an 8-year-old comes out of the closet.

I'm sorry, but 300 was *real* gay.

Yeah, that was easily one of the most horrible fates I've seen someone have thrown at them.

Same here. Ditto my boss and at least four of my regulars.

Fucking Virtual Bart. Or that one on the NES with the X-ray glasses and the aliens who needed hats and purple things to power their doomsday device for some reason.

To this day I still describe salad bar dressings as "Creamy White", "Spicy Red" and "Zesty Orange".

Oh, man, now I remember: I had a bootleg t-shirt with a picture of a poster of Beavis and Butthead on it labeled, "The Stupid Tour", with Homer and Bart (and I think Ren and Stimpy, too) looking on and Homer saying, "Gee, Bart, if you were just a little bit dumber, that could be you."

Not really in any particular order:

That's the kinkiest thing I've heard since… Thursday.

The only argument from a lobster I'll listen to is the screaming one they make as I throw them in boiling water.

So basically it's a big Freudian mindfuck.

Yeah, I remember one of my old Portuguese uncles giving me the same story when I was a kid.

Family Guy also makes damn sure you know what they just did.

That might explain it.