Used to know a "card carrying" member of MENSA who ended up being the worlds biggest douche - and oddly enough made *horrible* decisions when it came to his personal life…

I had to watch part of the 1st clip to figure out what this was….I don't think I lasted 30 seconds - and I'm actually proud of that!

I *love* this…I really do. Graduated HS in 1990 then off to basic training - a LOT of the stuff mentioned went with me when I shipped out for Desert Storm shortly after I came home from training.

Currently reading Sandman and yes, it IS pretty damn good. It's made my girlfriend SUPER happy to be able to hook me into something I swore I wouldn't get into (and really don't have the time for - Hot Shots Golf won't play itself!).

Ahh, Frank De Caro…..I love his show on Out Q (everything, I mean *everything* is "cute" and "could be FUN!") - but that jackass ruined Harpers Island for me before I could finish watching it on my DVR….

We'd been behind on catching up with Dexter after losing most of season 2 when we had to get a new DVR - thank goodness for Netflix! We didn't catch up with season 4 until last the end of August and I *still* have no idea how we escaped the spoilers on that!

I too am not ashamed to say I'm totally looking forward to Jackass 3D. One of the best times we've had at the movies (other than Grindhouse) was seeing Jackass 2 in the VIP section. Alcohol and bathroom humor is always a winner.

Yeah…the moment that coat came off, I looked at my girlfriend (**QUICKLY!!**) and said "God, I love this show!"

To those who watch this BS
Could you fucking STOP it already? How can I ever celebrate the END of reality TV if people keep shit like this on the air? I can't kill this all by myself!!

Haven't had a chance to check this one out - of course now it seems I won't have to…but I fkn HATE that Dancing With the Dumbasses beats *anything* in the ratings!

I would have guessed you skipped smoking it and just started eating it by the handful…but hey - whatever trips your trigger!

I'd like to thank No-Eyebrows for clearing up what iCarly was…that damn show seems to be on all the time and I never bothered to find out what it was. Daughter seems to love it, but it looks pretty much like every other Nic or Disney show.

Jaws was scary for me…but I can't swim and live in the midwest - I'm more afraid of the water than the shark.

Don't kid yourself - they're ALL retarded.

This was just another in a LONG list of reasons I shouldn't let my girlfriend pick movies anymore…

I was going to question Kindergarten Cop then I remembered…

@Riff - I have to say I still *love* Beavis & Butthead…but I'm a dyke - maybe that doesn't count?

I've gotta disagree with you sarccastro…the Hardee's locations I've been to here in the midwest are actually pretty damn good for a chain. I will admit I haven't tried their (apparently) upscale cousin Carl's Jr - but I always assumed they were pretty much the same.

No kidding, Doc!

The one where they froze the kitchen is one of my favorites - along with the Thanksgiving feast fight….OH! Every time that one where Tom ends up in a diaper and that group of cats comes in to mess with him - that music gets stuck in my head FOR DAYS!