I was working at a movie theater when this opened originally so you're not *that* old…and I thought he had a poster of Rob Lowe in his room….I only remember because I was vaguely jealous at the time.

Sadly, yes…

"Twilight is a stupid series of books beloved by teenage girls and gays. "

"Leave the BBQing to Texas."

How about we all stop taking a shit on MO and leave that to the people who actually *live* here? 

Wow - I have NO idea what that's like….

Now *that* is a tragedy…

LOL..yeah, where the hell were you six months ago?? Really could have used that warning….

Add one more "D" and you've got it…

*If* she were to bother protecting herself, she would probably use a dental damn. They used to give them out at lesbian bars years ago…being almost 40 I have no fucking clue what the kids are doing these days.

I was going to argue about weed making you do stupid things but I believe it's what finally made me check out Human Centipede (first ridiculous sequence) Saturday afternoon.

That was supposed to make him look cool? I thought he was going for a "pretentious douchebag" vibe which was completely successful.

I was going to say…something - but "gay-ish" stopped me in my tracks.

That made me sad because you are probably correct.

"Not really sure how modern rock acts are supposed to reach out and touch their audiences. "

That *was* pretty damn funny - along with the line about Ava's past with B-Ro where she torched the tour bus and asked "Is your ho in there?? I smell burnt ho!"

Because I'd watch the shit out of that, seriously.

And since I'm in the middle of season 2 of SFU - he still *is* to me.

Agreed - I've often told my partner that if we were ever crazy enough to do this, I'd duct tape her mouth shut if she wasn't performing a challenge and I was.

I nearly did - and you described the only parts of the movie I remember because I kept thinking this was Cameron's "LOOK AT HOW MUCH CRAP I'VE ADDED TO THIS FILM SO YOU WILL IGNORE THE STORY!!" moments.