I watched Super High Me on Netflix
That movie made me want to quit smoking weed. Good thing I'm addicted.

I saw it. It wasn't that great. Agreeable, definitely. Good motion graphics.

I started watching this on Netflix Instant Watch the other day… I had to turn it off after ten minutes, it's pretty terrible.

Get out of here you stupid bee, can't you see I'm trying to drive?

Oh snap.

Correction: it was Young Berg.

Dumbass Chains
http://tinyurl.com/dumbass-…

I saw Jim Jarmusch at Penn Station a couple of years back, it was the day before Christmas and he was waiting for a train. I walked up to him, shook his hand and told him I loved Ghost Dog and he said "you and the other five people who saw it." And then I had nothing else to say so I walked away. I also saw Britney…

I'm just saying, The Onion is pretty big, she's gotta know that she gets shitted on constantly over here.

What a fucking nag
How long was she married to Kurt Cobain? She's been bitching about him for as long as I can remember. Were they even married?

Gwyneth
I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow ever reads The Hater column.

I'm not ashamed to admit
that I loved the Stallone movie. I haven't seen it since I was fourteen, but I do remember Armand Assante being kind of a badass, Diane Lane being foxy, and flying motorcycle things. Also Max Von Sydow.

Hwhat works well.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
I'd like to nominate Danny DeVito for President of the Universe.

Also, fuck Oscar. That guy's a money-grubbing douchebag.

Wait…
They're not releasing it because they can't afford an oscar campaign? That's the most backward-ass bullshit I've ever heard.

I only have about fourteen bucks on me. And I gotta buy lunch, too. Fuck.

This remake shit is getting kind of scary.
I ain't lying.

Man
I want to have sexual relations with Rachel Ray.

Sunshine was fucking epic on the big-screen.
But you don't have to take my word for it.