B+ for effort.

die a cancer aids related - …. oh man i hate myself…

John Stossel used to have a massive stuttering problem. If he still had it I think he'd be way more tolerable.

I saw the movie, and two minutes into it Zack drops a heat-pack down his pants and starts burning his balls. It only gets worse from there.

…and I would totally buy it.

Black Ouija board would have one thing painted on it, "Whitey"

If I ever have them, I can't imagine the irreparable harm I'll cause my kids with my current attitudes about parenting which, pretty much boil down to "3 years old? Totally old enough for Richard Pryor and Chucky movies." I guess your notions change when shit actually hits the fan. When I say shit I mean your kid.

Mitchforth, are you Kevin Smith? And as for making a case for Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Perry Mason wouldn't be able to do that even if he was up against Colin Ferguson

Well, the one thing that stands out in particular is when a kidnapped Cardinal is murdered (stabbed in the chest a bunch of times) and dropped off, unnoticed, in the middle of a square infront of the Vatican (where thousands of people are gathered to await the announcement of a new pope [after the last one was…

I saw Angels & Demons last night…
I wish I had brought a notebook to catalogue the ridiculous, ridiculous, absurd shit that goes on in that movie.

If I can butt in for a second, Matrix 2 was fucking garbage. Matrix 3 was retarded, entertaininly ass-kicking garbage. And Matrix 1 isn't really all that great, William Gibson for the Marilyn Manson set. Ooooh, deep.

I vote Hugh Jackman. He's ruined every other fucking movie he's been in, why not this one?

I was at a Best Buy recently getting my vacuum fixed by the Geek Squad, what the hell does the Geek Squad know about vacuum cleaners? Anyway, I'm on the fucking line for like 40 minutes even though there's only three people infront of me. The whole time I'm standing there next to the customer service department and…

Heyo!

These douchebags are the worst
I wonder if that guy really works at the Best Buy in Brick, NJ because I'm gonna go get his autograph. Still, he's better than Frosty Tips McGoatee that was all excited about selling laptops in an older commercial. I wonder how much you get paid to be in these things. I know a guy who…

Gary Oldman. If he can play a convincing midget, that guy can do anything.

Corrrbbeeeeennnnn Dallllllaaaaassssss….. wheeeee.

Watching? yes.

You are not alone, I am here with you. Though we're far apart you're always in my heart

Definitely one of the best bands I've seen live. It was a few years ago when I saw them in Philly and they gave everyone little radio headsets and were broadcasting the show right into your ear so you could hear it more clearly, and they had an easter bunny running around hugging people, and Wayne Coyne, at one point,…