MEDIBOT!

Spambot knows why you laugh at comedy, but it is something he can never do.

I'll never understand why Song 2, of all their songs, is the one that they're famous for. I never really liked it, and I've been a fan since the first album.

Whaaaaaat?????? Best song on the album, easily.

He was a chiselled block of wooden terribleness throughout his entire Neighbours tenure, which makes his subsequent achievements all the more remarkable.

No comment.

Claire Holt!

*goes deaf*

You're already dead, so …

In the banana business, you can make … a killing.

You have to knock five times for the door to open. (Meaningful only to those of you raised on terrible '80s Irish children's tv.)

Sonar Entertainment's development of new concepts, content and formats, in different genres and with a variety of partners, will be legendary in Hell.

The Divine Comedy still manage to whelm me to this day. Neil Hannon loses me slightly when he diverges from his literary dandy persona and goes earnest or attempts topical satire, but I don't think he gets enough recognition.
 
Divine Comedy albums in rough order of preference:
Casanova
Promenade
Victory For The Comic Muse
L…

Adventureland's the only thing I've seen her in, and she has no talent for acting.

He wasn't an asshole in Grosse Point Blank. He really stretched himself as an actor in that one.

Doctor Fact is knocking on the door - someone please let the man in.

Without the first movie, my three-year-old wouldn't know to shout "PREPARE TO BURRRRRN!" at adults who visit our home.

You're absolutely right to avoid Slumdog. It's at the shittier end of Danny Boyle's filmography. You just might enjoy The English Patient, though unusually for a film driven by love/lust in the face of terrible consequences it's much more of a cerebral experience than an emotional one (due to the feckless selfishness…

s like Warners will 
(removes sunglasses)
 
take a bath on this one.
 
(Is that how it works? Smugly, I've never actually seen CSI: Miami.)

Five Angry: The One After The Fourth One