Not from my vantage point.

Or Excalibur? Or Dark Man?

Alan Partridge would strongly disagree with you on The Spy Who Loved Me.

“Surprising aptitude …. a good place to start …. charming. Heigl’s comic timing is solid. Fortunately … the jokes keep flying.”
- Sam Adams, AV Club

My first album was actually Rattle & Hum, the aural equivalent of canceraids.

Graceland was my fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssst album.

Seeing this woman play Shepherds Bush Empire next month. I am both stoked AND psyched.

I am that earwitness. It's the most revolutionary body of music since David Bowie invented drum'n'bass.

"SCOBIAS REPORTING FOR TORTURE PORN-RELATED FILM REVIEW DUTY, SIR!"

"We need to talk about Ezra's performance."

So I should discuss abortion with my pregnant wife? It's not too late for us. Maybe I'll take her to see this by way of broaching the subject.

www.broadsheet.ie for those who like their serious journalism cherry-picked from the right sources, along with stuff of the 'Great Job, Internet' variety.

I've never wanted to see a film less.

I'll be your Renee Zelwegger on this motherfucker.

He fucking sucks, consistently and thoroughly. His films have always sucked, and they always will. I haven't seen Almost Famous, but based on my experiences with Singles, Jerry Maguire and Vanilla Sky I can only conclude that he's not talented, he doesn't help by crow-barring whatever his favourite songs of the hour…

WE DEMAND JUSTICE FOR FIREFLY.

"That is all", as in the ONEness of totality.

That's Michael Caine's real accent.

Your mom's groaning's a concern.

They (the public) shot (metaphorically) the Giggler.