Where's Carmen?
Find Waldo? Hell, I'm still trying to find Carmen Sandiego.

But they had the Vibeology. The V-I-B-E-ology.

Modern Love
Terrifies me.
Makes me party.
Puts my trust in God and man.

Hullabalooza
Come on Peter Frampton, you're not going to eat ALL that watermelon.

Squid brains!

And will he mention Haley?

Audit!
Someone needs to audit the box office receipts to determine whether these movies really make as much money as they say. I find it very hard to believe that this move made THAT much.

I'm Cherokee Jack!

I'm looking forward to the resurgence of "The Curly Shuffle."
Hey Moe
Hey Moe
(Hey Moe)
(Hey Moe)
Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk

(Nothing But) Flowers.

Come on Peter Frampton, you're not going to eat ALL that watermelon.

Jizz In My Pants
Is it me or does the guy singing on this who isn't Andy Samberg sound a little like Neil Tennant?

Fan Club Tickets
Back in 1999, I managed to get 22nd row, floor level tickets to a Springsteen show in Raleigh though Ticketmaster via the internet (on a DIAL-UP connection at that) 15 minutes after tickets went on sale. I could never get that lucky again if I tried.

I wanna see sweat comin' out their pores.

Oh, it's a sailboat.

Uma…. Oprah.

Sorry, Nancy
I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

Will it go with Booty Sweat?

Don't forget the vocorder.

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?!