Oh crap, someone already did that… um… Hey Peter Frampton, do you like TOAST TOO?!

Come on Peter Frampton, you're not going to eat ALL that watermelon.

Geek Status Confirmed
I have hundreds of those action figures in my aunt's attic. Unopened. In mint condition.

Balloon Boy
I thought for sure this episode would be about the balloon boy hoax. I even had the storyline figured out in my head: Butters, as Professor Chaos, decides he's going to launch a giant balloon over South Park in an attempt to release helium into the air, making everyone in town talk in a high, squeaky…

Insert quote from Animal House here.

No phonics monkey that's a BAD PHONICS MONKEY!

If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner. Well, on second thought, of course I would. I'd just eat more.

They considered giving up rock entirely after "Boy" as they felt the rock and roll lifestyle wasn't compatible with their Christian ideals. Their music's always had a religious undercurrent, but they never overtly switched from secular to Christian music and then back again.

Lame!
I'm gonna limp foreverrrrrrrrr / I'm gonna walk with a cane / LAME!

If Nothing Else…
This movie makes it possible to link Jerry Cantrell from Alice In Chains to Kevin Bacon.

I think you're thinking of Levi's Three-Legged Jeans.

If the board game movies are sucessful…
We can then look forward to "Board Game Movie" starring and/or produced by Shawn and/or Marlon Wayans.

Alan Rickman.

Doo Doo Doris: You forgot one — Quote 90's Simpsons episode.

Smell The Glove.

I gotta take a stand. I'm bullshit. I put up with everything. My old man pushes me around. I NEVER SAY ANYTHING! Well he's not the problem I'M the problem. I gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not going to sit on MY ASS as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of MY life. I…

Now, it's garbage!

It's a nice place: small, family owned. Good food. In the bathroom they have one of those toilets with the box and a chain. Perhaps we could put the gun behind it…

…on A&E. I'm Peter Graves.

Hey there blimpie boy. Flying in the sky so fancy free…