Those 2.25 half-decent movies are an exception to the Dreamworks turd pile. Mustardayonnaise is right on.

You do pay taxes for that shit, so the library is not as free as you think. But awesome anyway.

I'm w/ all you decent and squeamish people about violence against women and children.
Sophia Loren's Two Women. I was going through "important" Italian films list. Read the synopsis on the sleeve and returned without seeing it. Probably will never see a much of Heneke, Noe etc. My loss I guess.

So what are the non-gory horror-ish movies people recommend? I really like The Sixth Sense. And then Shyamalan became a blueprint for Richard Kelly for fucking up a promising career. The Others had a similar twist, but it was just okay.

"i have an aversion to sadism, gore, and being startled, which makes me avoid almost all horror movies."
I enjoy being startled, but if it comes w/ the first two, fuck that shit.

Bukacakes

I'll say a simple no if it makes you happy, but that would mean creating a fake online character — strictly your area of expertise.

Cracking so soon? Troll harder son. No college is an insult only in the circles you're unsuccessfully trying to get into. And don't stop at ha ha, add some emoticons to get to your level of erudition.

Bitch I can flip a script however I want. And The Simpsons reference is the best you got?

No, just a sad wanker who can't get his letters published in The Daily Mail.

Greytard, you're no Kingsley Amis. Stop biting people way out of your league and go choke on your own vomit. Also calling people cunts is the closest you will ever get to said part, so knock yourself out.

The Motherfucking Shore Patrol,
Don't let the posters' goldfish memory and some fly verses from Will I Shake bury your original gem. In fact I'll just cut & paste it in its original glory.

The Kung Fu Dick?

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Making fun of a retarded baby is much worse than kicking a be-spectacled man when he's down. And yes, that thread was awful.

vladdrak,
Time well spent my ass. Did you call them Native Africans?

Totally forgot about him. I was referring to Vince Vaughn.

Fat guys
Fatface Wilson and whatsisface from Swingers should totally start a sitcom, nagging wives and all.

Me think you're getting in some copyright-protected Cookie Monster territory.

Lifetime is like a former president of entertainment at Lifetime
Pretty fucking stupid.