The Kramer show
With Jerry and Jay

The Usual Suspects
Unreliable narrators are the best.

Nickelback compares well in terms of popularity and shitness, or popularity in spite of shitness.

The Taurus concept car look nice. The Camry is the most popular sedan world over. Jay Leno is slightly less annoying than Mencia, who's getting his own show. Fast food analogies anyone?

Baratunde rocks. He was on a roll with the Jonas bit.

There's a 28-day waiting period son. You can use it get some guns, for which there's no waiting period.

Lush Life

Some time in future Woody Allen will need a scrawny, angsty kid to play his younger self.

On first listen, it's pretty solid. Repeat listens will probably confirm its awesomeness.

So they're working out for at least a couple months. Better than being full-time lardasses. The people who want to look good for the summer by joining the gym in April are quite sad though.

- Strong women, a rarity in blockbuster culture
- Stunning visuals alone nudge it above C
- I don't expect nuanced debate in my popcorn flick
- "Don't invade foreign lands and steal their shit" needs to be said as unambiguously as possible. Just look up people getting bent out of shape over this point upthread.
- Oh and…

Staten Island Duggar ain't nufing to fuck wit.

Hey Tasha
Not being a contrarian dick, but the Apu trilogy is a bit overrated. Assuming you haven't seen his later films, try: Jana Aranya (The Middle Man), Mahanagar (The Big City), Nayak. anything post '62.

Try Mexico - US match with a lone US supporter among a group of surly Mexicans. To their credit I did not get my face kicked in. And they lost.

Fidel, the script did involve 15 Portuguese dives; Rooney stomping on someone's balls, England going for "the most overrated team" award, again; crazy African nation fucking up some fancy European team (not the same as the last time though); USA and Australia getting no love despite punching above their grade.
I…

*Vollmann*
Should've cut/pasted his name too.

Encounter - Milan Kundera
The full name of Vollman's new book, cut and pasted for your enjoyment: Kissing the Mask: Beauty, Understatement and Femininity in Japanese Noh Theater, with Some Thoughts on Muses (Especially Helga Testorf), Transgender Women, Kabuki Goddesses, Porn Queens, Poets, Hou

2010 World Cup
Will be the best scripted show on TV.

Isn't it coming out in 2011?

stating what used to be obvious, part 2.
DON'T TAKE SHIT THAT'S NOT YOURS.