I was going to leave a comment about the above video…
…but about 30 seconds into it, I shoved two Dixon Ticonderoga No.2 pencils into my eyes, blinding me. After that, I realized I still could hear the above clip, so I tried deafening myself with the same two pencils. However, the pencils had dulled a bit, so I had to…

That's an impressive shelf of accolades…
…but where did he win that award that's shaped like a old man's head wearing a pork pie hat?

FLW's notes on a possible comment for this thread:

I graduated Hofstra in '01. Nice to see they haven't changed the desks and wardrobes at all.

I had some joke…
…about "Def at a Funeral", but it's been a long day and I lost interest. My apologies.

I believe in homicide.
She was on Homicide: Life on the Streets, so this makes sense that she's working with Simon.

I'll admit it. I didn't see that reply coming.

I hope…
…the episode with Diana Krall is just the two of them on stage, reading sections of the Sunday paper, punctuated with moments where Diana asks Elvis if he took out the trash or bought enough potatoes for dinner tomorrow night.

This interview…
…should have ended in slow motion, with a futura font, while The Kinks "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" played us to the credits.

Veronica Mars
Phenomenal show, but the quality dropped off considerably during the second season.

Headlines
Hilton decides to act with Head, rather than giving it.