Your concern over the adaptation of your teen romance novels is cute.

I think it was done by Vivid.  Just google "Lawrence Fishburne's daughter".  Good stuff!

Kirk Cameron gives this film two aborted-fetus-thumbs up.

"Dumb fetus!  You can't even DIE properly!!!!!!"

Did it set out to spur hilarious internet comments about fetuses (fetii..?)?

Yeah, women don't like pushovers.  Ya gotta show them what's up every now and then.

Who the fuck cares?  Yeah, it's similar to this other movie, and maybe ripped some things off.  Welcome to the world of movies.

You're still going to see it, so don't act like a douche.

Can you imagine being a grade school teacher ever?

Yeah, fuck those teenagers going to see a movie aimed at teenagers about a book that was aimed at teenagers featuring a bunch of teenagers.

Parkay Margarine.

Fishburne.  Hey, anyone see the porn with Lawrence Fishburne's daughter in it?  That was quality stuff.

It's your own stupid fault for being on Facebook.  No good comes from Facebook.  Just have actual friends…it's better.

Sucks to your assmar, Piggy!  SQUISH!

Yeah, I really enjoyed Centurion.

I gotta stick up for T3.  It was no masterpiece, but it was a very solid, enjoyable action flick.  Not sure what else was expected.  Not sure how it can be called a "turd of a flick".  It was a Terminator movie.

I'm in Ottawa.  Radio is pretty hit & miss.  Between Chez 106, The Bear, and Live 88.5, you can normally find a decent stretch of songs.

You and I are so…different.

She'll need to gain weight.

Prepare to be…mildly entertained…by MMMM.