Question though: How do I get beer?

You should watch The Ring.  It was good.

I liked Paranormal Activity 2.

What about Terminators?

If by "The odds aren't" you mean "life isn't", then you are incorrect. 

Yeah, it's not like people like making money.  You're right, they shouldn't have done this.

I should've read the fine print.

I mean the Taco Doritos I was eating last night.  They were Doritos that tasted like tacos.  Taco Doritos. 

Didn't they already do this movie?  Bruce Almighty 2 or something?

Sloan, FTW.

No.  But Taco flavoured Doritos…maybe.

Word.  Although, this is precisely the reason why I turned off The Assassination of Jesse James, but according to some people around these parts, that's an amazing film.

Maybe something was lost in translation.

Don't forget The Ring 2!  That was horrendous!  Did that scene with the deer really happen?

Well Daffy Dick, I hope you find a job!  And if not, keep watching terrible movies and offering your comments!

Udderly disappointing.  Oh wait.

That untitled drama sounds titillating.

Sens versus Devils.  Go Sens Go!

This is why I hate you.

I was about to FREAK, but then I saw you give proper credit for Cowabungle.