In other words, when you were a kid, and you spent every night praying for an owl letter—or Dream Messenger, in the case of Uagadou attendees—to tell you that you were special, and that it was time to become a wizard, it was actually eleven schools, not just one, that didn’t think you were worth their time.

Peach has been my main since SMB 2. In the Kart series, she's great for people who want to tackle a track's corners. Peach now, Peach forever.

I don't know why I'm so against this.

Now You See It is a pretty good companion channel to Every Frame a Painting.

From the writer for Sisters? Pass.

I was already sad, you jerks!

Aw yeah, that Fury Road nod.

Tell my wife I went to Philidelphia on business!

Petition to name the cure for cancer "Grabthar's Hammer".

Pace yourself, 2016.

Give me Purge Planet Morty, please!

I'm going to spend a few vacation days and marathon Zelda Wii U. Even if it comes out in October, where it will just have to make for an awkward honeymoon theme.

To me, Bowie's one half of the finest duet song ever made.

I see they're going for Chris Pine's Captain Kirk's Han Solo.

Goddammit.

Sold out?! But I was gonna get Summer Lessons and complete my transformation into a hopeless creepshow!

Hey Timothy Olyphant, if you ever read this, wanna go hang out?

No no, this is Insufferable Protagonist Remembers the 80s for You.

Unacceptable.

I can't believe I'm still playing this game. I've never played a video game for nearly 8 months continuously. Splatoon owns.