I know, I'm a lil heartbroken.

Nintendo put Meme Run on the Wii U, they'd be fine with this.

Graaaaaaaaaasssssssss… tastes bad.

2015 was a great year for films that pissed off stupid assholes.

Nobody wants to go see this with me. :(

Jeez, it's not enough to save the galaxy, you gotta keep a rockin' bod too.

Rafe Spall is the best possible name.

Mike Burry is planning to short the idea that global warming isn't real.

So… every comedian gets an animated series to work through their issues with their father?

Splatoon was a game that I loved more than any of the other great games I've played on the Wii U. It's just plain fun.

Was hoping Nintendo would snap him up, but this is good news nonetheless.

Genuinely surprised anyone bothered to review The Road Chip.

I really enjoyed Prep & Landing. Waaaaaay more than I thought I would. I usually can't stand the whole "take a fantasy thing and re-imagine it as a modern bureaucracy, but I couldn't help enjoy it here.

IFLS is such a fucking garbage heap. Not what we were talking about, I know, but goddamn.

Stopped reading at "science is also a religion, take that smarty types".

I'm so very glad I stopped visiting that site years ago.

This response is going to make my day.

Because some people are crazy and easily manipulated?

Go visit an old folk's home!

Take my advice and get off the net, dude!