It's not me.

Splatoon.

I mean, raise issue with the ad all you want, many have and with valid concerns. However what I watched was a short Rick & Morty cartoon about Rick's giant burger monster friends robbing Morty.

I get their chicken breakfast biscuit with egg. It's damn good.

I don't think it's possible to hate this movie. There's nothing there.

I'm confident that once the dust clears, this movie is going to regularly trade places with Cars 2 on the endless "Worst Pixar movies" lists that the internet will generate.

Dress her in acid washed jeans and a backward neon ballcap.

Five episodes in, loving it.

The best part of the movie was when it turned into Aliens.

Your sad devotion to those terrible films has given you the clairvoyance to write a good defense of the prequels.

I know, right? It's one thing to construct a good defense of the prequels, but so far neither article championing them has done so.

He played a great replicant in Drive.

"And what does your invincible ship look like?"

Kyp Durron. You think Kyp Durron, the ultimate Star Wars author insert, the poster child for the EU's "Like that thing from the movies, but better!" problem, was an unfortunate loss?

Rell's death really messed me up as a kid.

I also want this.

Makin' friends.

But they gave me such a nice present!

I just want to say, today's my birthday. Thank you, AV Club.

Good, it was nothing like the anime.