Where do you see yourself in 20 years? What is this, a job interview?

You never really realize how many hipster assholes are in the world until threads like these, where Tobias and an endless parade of unathletic Conor Oberst-looking dipshits start slagging on American Reunion. 

As a Steelers fan, this really bums me out. He was one of the best deep threats in the NFL.

"It's not bad, it's not good. It's just there." Like your dick?

This was a great book - hopefully the movie and Stone don't fuck it up.

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake….the crew is back. I fucking love these movies. Getting pretty solid reviews elsewhere (Ebert, etc.) so AV Club can drink a big ol' beer full of jizz.

How did I know Amelie wouldn't like "American Reunion"…..what a twat.

The Clinton years were a fucking Golden Age! Gas was $1.20 a gallon, the Beastie Boys and Chili Peppers ruled the airwaves, Pulp Fiction at the movies, and not a Bush to be found anywhere.

Yeah, quoting a video game is super cool.

I've never heard it. In fact, I've never made it through a Garth Brooks song. Can't stomach that chubby little son of a bitch.

Get outta here you filthy hobo

REM! REM! (I cheated and googled "talented minor band")

First off, nice game against the Pats there Martz. Way to choke against a significantly inferior opponent and start Brady's dynasty. Maybe hand off to Marshall Faulk a few times?

Earplugs Murray, really? Grow a pair, dude!

Great article. Bruce really is unique in the fact that this album will debut at #1 or #2 - and he's really the only "classic rock" artist where that's still possible.

This really is THE song of the Grunge Era, even above "Smells Like Teen Spirit." When Vedder comes in, it still does give me chills. That moment is either the high point (or the low) of grunge, depending on how you feel about that era of music.

Jack White was fantastic - two great songs. Really looking forward to the solo album. Jack and the Black Keys are fighting the good fight against the Nikki Minaj's and Lana Del Rey's of the world. Two bad they don't get along..

Man, how many shitty post-Superbad attempts are there going to be? And the main group of kids in all of these retreads are always so frigging unlikeable.

Why? Everyone knows Republicans are made of a synthetic goo that only makes them "seem" human.

Gee, maybe he should just go on vacation like the last dickhead did 90% of the time. That was such a great interview - BHO is the coolest president ever, no doubt.