That's true, maybe more people should read your Battlestar fanfic instead of his columns!

Suck on four more years, Elroy!

Gotta give Skyler props. If her performance caused even one 16-17 year old girl out there to look up "A Nod is as Good as a Wink to a Blind Horse" on itunes, she has made the world a better place.

Octogenarian Sexpot would be a great name for a Prog-Rock band.

Odds he was listening to a Townes Van Zandt bootleg on those headphones?

Are you kidding? Dylan in 94 and 95 was at the height of his live powers. Consider yourself lucky to have seen him on that tour. I saw him in Philly in 95 at the Electric Factory, and he and Patti Smith doing a duet of "Dark Eyes" was as good as it gets.

I love the Peppers "I'm With You"….the vinyl sounds great too. It's miles better than their post-Blood Sugar low point, which without a doubt is "One Hot Minute."

She's annoying, but I wouldn't say she's reached c-word levels yet. That needs to be reserved for big-league cunts like Ann Coulter or Tom Brady's wife.

That guy is great. As stated in the review, his apology to Richie Law and subsequent smile into the camera was priceless.

You guys desperately need to find happiness, but there's no way you ever will.

Like Public Enemy said, who gives a hoot about a gosh-darn Grammy?

Lay off the crack sir.

Anyone that disses a song from CCR, let alone one that appeared in the Big Lebowski is just, well….uber-gay.

Dylan wrote the song, the version from Observe and Report is by The Band, and showed up on their album "Cahoots" in Sept. of 1971.

So, let me guess: O'Neal prefers watching "My Dinner With Andre" while he and his boyfriend clumsily give each other handjobs?

Bitch, I know you ain't even talking shit about Steely Dan!

That really, truly is the rallying cry of just about anyone under 30 these days. What a shitty way to go through life.

I fucking love Starship Troopers more than anything the Stooges or Ramones have ever done. Ever hear the Mobile Fidelty Gold CD blasted at full volume? Fucking spectacular.

I really hate these guys…guess it's gone from Jackass to Borat to this shit. The "cringe" humor that the kids like so much, I guess. Unfunny is the new funny?

I like Zooey, but I find the three male characters bring down the show. One is a pretty-boy douchebag, one in a really unfunny black guy who was much better when he was named Damon Wayans Jr., and the third guy is a grouchy slacker who of course she will end up with eventually.