Because there isn't an arcade announcer yelling "Action!" and "Reload!" every scene?

I couldn't possibly hate a movie where one twin living in NY tearfully defends fried rice while trying to intimidate an Italian mobster. The movie goes from boring to batshit crazy so fast, it's incredible.

I laughed my ass off at that. Until it reminded me of the Last Action Hero where Stallone was the star of the terminator movies. So, thanks for the laughs, and fuck off for reminding me of that movie.

To be fair, the original comment was "I have the ordinary experience of having the bottom of my solid gold blender come off in my room upstairs when I'm making mudslides with the pope". The A.V. Club cut it down for length.

In Mongolia, Live Free or Die Hard was known as "Hard Nuts 4.0" True Story.

I'm a full-fledged adult who can't do my taxes, but damned if i can't find an oatmeal related star trek choose your own adventure book online.

I liked the comic book style scene transitions in the Ang Lee movie, until they started happening every scene. Then it was like watching a terrible, terrible powerpoint presentation. Starring Eric Bana.

I for one, would love to watch the movie, love the movie, slowly realize the movie is a giant piece of shit, begin hating the movie, then spend the next decade mocking the movie on these very message boards. MAKE IT HAPPEN CERA!