I didn't get the anal thing. I think you're projecting there a bit.

Today I realized that it's easier to admit that I play fucking Dungeons & Dragons than telling people I watch Survivor. Things done changed.

He also saw comments like this and lamented them on Twitter today. I usually don't tweet at 'famous' people but I tried to tell him most of the comments here were positive; of course creative types only focus on the negative reviews and he didn't see any of the praise.

Fair enough; I was only watching the games online so I didn't have the same problem. Still, they should have chosen a different title.

I managed to not see any promos (because I don't watch CBS in my everyday life) and I didn't know the title of the episode, so I was actually surprised. I guess my suggestion is to not watch CBS unless you're watching Survivor.

OK, since I seem to be the Twitter nerd around here, I'll give ya'll a recap. At least of Cochran and Malcolm. It only took me about five minutes to put together so I think my life is still on track.

Malcolm and Cochran are indeed awesome. In Twitter world, Malcolm mentioned that he went out to lunch with Cochran this week (so they're friends!), and Cochran was carded while Malcolm was not. I… can relate. *sigh*

I made the mistake of looking at Russel Hantz's twitter tonight, and guess what? He loves Corinne. And he made gay jokes about Cochran. And that guy actually has fans! Ugh.

Definitely. Cochran, since I know you're reading this, just remember that you've got a dating edge here, too. Just think of the AV Club as a version of OK Cupid where you are the only available match.

That's true. That dude has earned at least a paragraph in the hip-hop history book at this point, as opposed to the footnote that Slug might get.

That's true. That dude has earned at least a paragraph in the hip-hop history book at this point, as opposed to the footnote that Slug might get.

RI was worth it just for Boston Rob throwing the immunity hint into a volcano.

the great thing is that cochran just doesn't give a shit about challenges. at all. he has a solid social game, though. who knows with that guy…

Cochran is without a doubt the star of this season. His in-game analysis rivals anything that we talk about here at the AV Club, and he provides a much-needed levity to what would otherwise be a boooooring-ass first-half of Survivor. Cochran? Are you listening?

@TaumpyTearrs:disqus I'm with you. I actually think Aceyalone's style is really annoying. I guess this track really is better when it's like 80 seconds long.

@avclub-ca2f620640fe3aba308820c10afec55f:disqus To be fair, Aceyalone sounds like he's forcing it on every beat he's ever rapped over.

@avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus It's the instrumental version of a rap song. It originally had Aceyalone on top of it performing a full song, hence the length.

They're posted on CBS's channel on Youtube as well, which is great because the player on CBS's website is total garbage.

@avclub-bf035fe908df8e23597b6bc1d8503fb6:disqus he's a hometown hero for me! Can you really blame me for that?

Apparently, nobody on Bikal realized just how fractured Gota was. Sherry, Eddie, and Reynold all spilled the beans and were ready to jump on board the Favorites boat, but Racecar Driver, Matt, and Michael all kept their cards close to the chest.