The Last Boy Scout has got to be one of the funniest (and trashiest) action movies ever. "I think I fucked a squirrel to death and don't remember it…"

The Last Boy Scout has got to be one of the funniest (and trashiest) action movies ever. "I think I fucked a squirrel to death and don't remember it…"

"Parks and Rec becoming crap is just too awful of a thought to bear."

"Parks and Rec becoming crap is just too awful of a thought to bear."

For years I actually had no idea what he said there. When I was a kid I think I thought Mikrainda was a country in South America.

For years I actually had no idea what he said there. When I was a kid I think I thought Mikrainda was a country in South America.

You cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a mikrainda.

You cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a mikrainda.

Damn it, when I clicked I thought "Hit and Run" was the name of that hilarious-looking bike-riding delivery boy thriller with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It looks like one of the parody trailers before Tropic Thunder.

Damn it, when I clicked I thought "Hit and Run" was the name of that hilarious-looking bike-riding delivery boy thriller with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It looks like one of the parody trailers before Tropic Thunder.

Learn to poach a goddamn egg!

Learn to poach a goddamn egg!

It's way more awkward in the trailers.

It's way more awkward in the trailers.

Don't forget a city attorney.

Don't forget a city attorney.

@avclub-bc68599029928a93ff775e686c3be325:disqus, we got any lube? Like, even olive oil at this point would…help me…get that drawer unstuck.

@avclub-bc68599029928a93ff775e686c3be325:disqus, we got any lube? Like, even olive oil at this point would…help me…get that drawer unstuck.

CON-mander-in-THIEF

I posted this on the Newsroom article last week, but yeah - every friend I have who has HBO adores this show. Last night's episode was the only one I've seen, since I happened to be hanging out with them.