Haha, thank for the reminder - I was only slightly kidding. I burned through the whole series last summer, except for the Dance, which took me forever thanks to my fall semester. For me the Shavepate was the embodiment of all the Meereen side characters that I just got totally lost in. Somehow I managed to completely…

tl;dr

tl;dr

@avclub-6e3b2cb658a36cff9d66c3371c46c4a6:disqus Imagine Michelle Fairley saying that line.

@avclub-6e3b2cb658a36cff9d66c3371c46c4a6:disqus Imagine Michelle Fairley saying that line.

I'm just waiting for everyone there to die of that "pale mare" dysentery.

I'm just waiting for everyone there to die of that "pale mare" dysentery.

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

The real question is: what was the wish?

The real question is: what was the wish?

I just can't get past the whole "burning people alive" thing.

I just can't get past the whole "burning people alive" thing.

Har!

Har!

Well now I need a puke bucket.

Well now I need a puke bucket.

The whole time I just imagined him thinking "Shut up shut up shut up shut up just shut the fuck up"

The whole time I just imagined him thinking "Shut up shut up shut up shut up just shut the fuck up"

"Yes your grace, I'm STUPID, of COURSE you'll be in the vanguard," was my favorite.