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i fully admit to being less than accepting of electronic music, so i'll offer up a suggestion as to why rock fans don't get it/look down on it. from my own experience at least, i view electronic music as being decidedly cold. the G2G says about it being like something a robot would dream up when it's pissed and…

Big ups for the "Steelers Polka". "We're from the town with the great football team / We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers!"

gateway to geekery is supposed to be very specific (i.e. Universal monster films instead of horror films or Philadelphia soul instead of just soul).

is this write up suggesting that I need to watch The Wicker Man? "the manic heights" of Nicolas Cage sounds like must-see television.

The Crow is clearly a New Cult Canon film. How has that not been covered yet?

Aren't they all?
"what a raving street-corner derelict might look like if he had a doctorate degree."

go back to Fire Island

Ebert's review of Transformers 2 was pretty hilarious though.

the phrase "teen beav" made me laugh hard. i think this could be pretty good if it featured extensive shots of Megan Fox's vagina.

damn dude, i studied film, work in a used record store and at a ruby tuesday (close, but no cigar) and even i think that guy's a cock.

Eli is pretty obviously a vampire in the film. I don't really see what's gained by suggesting she might not be. It adds to the danger of the situation. Even if she's just a psycho, she's like 9, so who cares?. It also makes the final ending infinitely creepier and horrifying and/or sweet, depending on how you…

i bet Let Me In will be a huge hit though, because it will be something different from the 5th-rate J-horror knock offs that dominate American horror film at this point. it will then spark a massive surge in S-horror knockoffs for the next few years until we all despise Let the Right One In for ever making all this…

Toby Keith IS American Werewolf in Baghdad. "This time…he'll put a boot right up your moon!"

the problem with movies like this isn't that they're big silly expensive blockbusters mostly built on the mantra "Shit blows up real good." the problem is that movies like this are FUCKING TERRIBLE!

i didn't pick up on him being retarded at all. maybe compared to the rest of the cast, it was just hard to tell.

"Currently I'm working on The Neighbors sitcom, and feature movies like vampires, and another one." FEATURE MOVIES LIKE VAMPIRES?! What?!

Do you think his novel reads like his answers in this interview? I hope he had the good sense to hire a ghost writer.

…Football in the Groin has a football in the groin.

too bad the nearest date is Philly. i like SDRE but not enough to drive to Philly to see them.