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Is that really true? I'm sure nobody was speaking that way in London, but that if you went to the countryside there were still people speaking anachronistically, or at least speaking a Middle English inflected version of modern English.

It's been a while since I've seen the show, but I believe they continue offering weight-loss advice to contestants who get kicked off the show, just not by the same people.  It's very common that after the contestants get kicked off and they have a commercial break, they show that these contestants went on to lose a

It's impossible to gain a substantial amount of fat that easily.  10 pounds of fat in a week is the body storing 35,000 calories, which is like 100 doughnuts.  Rather, the carbohydrates bind to water and you gain water weight (often stored in glucose, which will make your muscles look larger).  If you get back on the

"This show says that people can lose weight.  It's socially irresponsible and deserves an F, even though it makes for entertaining television."

I like his music and don't care what he's put on his Twitter feed.  There's a million self-absorbed Twitter feeds so WTF.

Agreed.  This is like her first Plastic Ono songs, only sold-out and gone mainstream.

WTF?  Everybody liked Drago.  Dude is iconic.  Dolph Lundgren wouldn't be doing the nostalgia circuit in the Expendables if people knew him through "He Man."

Firing a gun into the wall.  The jury believed it was attempted murder.

I don't think they're saying that about Nirvana.

My first girlfriend got me this as a gift for my birthday, the first gift she really got me.  While I rather liked the movie, I remember being puzzled.

West Coast, they have Horchata at any Mexican place.  You can get it at Safeway.  But yeah, the WORST Mexican is probably North Dakota or something. 

NYC has the WORST Mexican, my god. 

I don't understand the vitriol.  Re-makes get made all the time with American white actors.  Naomi Watts starred in the Ring.  To me it seems like a non-issue.

Yes, people get taller continually.  "Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialized nations has
increased approximately 10 centimeters (about four inches."

Fuck the haters.  He's bringing Jawaiian to a larger audience and he's had like eight big singles.  Sure he's a manlet and not as bombastic as you'd expect for a Super Bowl, but I think it's a good choice.

Agreed.  Hot chicks are all so vapid and shallow, plus they won't have sex with me!

My dream film team is the proven reach of Pitchfork Media and the writing talents of the AV Club.

Ebert and his review of "Wet Hot American Summer" - not only did he give it just one star, he couldn't even give it a real review.  What an asshole.

You mean After Earth?