You don't know much about Nike commercials from 1989.

Not liking B&S, not catching obvious Disney references…man, get the FUCK out of here!

A comedic take on domestic violence? 

I was wondering.  Like doing glass-work, but with ice.  It sounds really cool.

No, not at all.

You hope people get killed?  What an asshole.

I don't know…Pitchfork almost plays like a parody of the AVclub.  The idea of avclub authors going over to Pitchfork doesn't sit right somehow.  Maybe it's just a form of regionalism.  I do like the fonts and design, it's like an old-timey newspaper.

I want more DS9!

Not even Too Short?  I was surprised, he seems like a real soft-spoken guy.

Christianity (like any other religion) has sects and individual preferences that all fall under the blanket term of Christianity.  If you ask me if I like football and I say "I like the 49ers," that means "yes, and here is some clarification," rather than "The 49ers are the only true football team."  Surely if these…

I don't know LOL!!!

More like, his children could really use the money, he is a deadbeat dad :(

We live in a world where Jason Bateman means "generic, shitty comedy."  Identity Thief, Change Up, Horrible Bosses…my god, man.  Just think of it.

"Chocolate kid" is a racist term?  Are you sure?  Am I missing something?

So far, the future dystopia feels generic and the characterization seems pretty shallow, and the public reaction to a celebrity becoming a super-hero (villain?) felt really off to me.  Interesting enough basic idea, but poorly executed.

Sure they do.

Wait, Clark and Superman are the same?  I though Clark was just a reporter who has really good access to Superman.  Sure hope you didn't ruin any surprises for me, when I see the movie.

Oh wow!  You live in Japan!!!  Tell us more!!!!!!!  kawaii desu ne!

Roy Orbison!  In Cling-film!

Dan doesn't, but Del does, and supposedly the music has been done for years.  Del just isn't getting the lyrics added.  They released one song on Facebook for a day a few months ago, probably you can check out a bootleg.  It was OK but not great.