Nobody has ever used that argument without trying to rationalize file-sharing. 

I'm smug that I haven't even heard of any of this shit.

In the US it would be called al Pastor or maybe gyro meat.  Shit is delicious.

I think "cool story bro" means "why are you telling us this inane little story about yourself?  This is not your diary, nor are we friends."

Like, but too much coincidence to this one.

Blu-Rays can be mailed to foreign countries?

Uhh, you mean like you can already do with Amazon?

Elks club is awesome they have a place right on the beach.

哈哈你看不懂，还说“racist。“

Cowboy Bebop is good if you think anime is the greatest thing ever.  If you don't, be forewarned: it's a bunch of cliched characters doing generic stuff.  Gruff but heart of gold, maverick, sexy chick wearing no clothes, lasers in space, villains of the week. 

I fucking love 24.  Silly plots like this can work.

Myth: If you stand up to a bully, he will reveal himself to be a coward.

Yes.  It's a very bad movie, whereas II and III are basically unwatchable. 

To be fair Lobsters1's response was really stupid and I was just rolling with it. Maybe he thought I said I wanted to marry Lindsay Lohan, I dunnow.

She could be wearing some kind of mask.

Holly shit you would wait until 28 to get married?  That is spinster territory.  Lucky you have a deal before it gets to 29.

I dunnow but sometimes I wish my wife wasn't so ugly :(.

You like the "too much plastic surgery" look?

Fuck you all.  "She was so sexy as a 12 year old, now she looks too old."  Did you see the Playboy?  If my wife looked half that attractive I'd shower her with love and attention instead of spending my time on AV Club forums.

The Wu Tang albums are an exception to this whole article.