OMG, I laughed my ass off at that and immediately posted it as my FB status - unattributed, of course. I was ashamed of myself for reading an article on a band I haven't been interested in decades and this far into the comment thread until I read that, so thanks!

The Onion's "Your Favorite Band Sucks" T-shirt is still my all-time favorite. It's gotten more positive comments than anything else I've ever worn, and it was my very first online purchase.

Yes. It is a fount of wisdom.

Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow a penis."

I'd get a tattoo of The Three Stooges looking intently up my butt hole.

Agreed. Though sometimes I want to slap the shit out of Crosby. Still, this may become my favorite show if the last few episodes of Grey's Anatomy are an indication of where the show is going.

Me too. I tried reading the first LotR book and kept waiting for the real action to begin and gave up about 2/3 of the way through. Only watched the first movie, which at least had more action, but found it boring.

OK, thanks, you've convinced me. Sounds awesome.

God, I love how over-the-top insane this movie is. My favorite zombie flick by far. When I showed it to my last girlfriend and she said she preferred Zombieland—which I thought wasn't very original and tried too hard to be cool—I should have known right then we were doomed.

Thanks, I missed that. For the rest of the day I'm going to giggle every time I think of the word "fartsmith," like I did the day I first heard my user name.

No blame there, NixonAgnew, it's just the way it is. Btw, did you know that "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "grow a penis"?

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