Mr. Write a Better Episode Next Time
I didn't hate it per se; I liked the Selma Blair bit actually. Unfortunately the rest was either kind of boring to plain weird. The opening was funny but was very close to running for too long, and I was just confused by the Sparklepony stuff, until the end which I liked. The keys…

A pedophile and a nazi walk into a bar
and they tell the bartender, "Please cancel the stupid fucking show we're on."

Well now I'm inspired
Off to fuck a bitch's head up!

Dismemberment Plan
I'd actually go with What Do You Want Me To Say? as the song that makes me want to set fire to Emergency & I. There are other frantic songs outside of Magician, so even though it's weaker, it doesn't exactly clash with the rest. The chorus of What Do You Want Me To Say? with that awful chanty,…

Family Guy home invasion
Trust me when I say that nothing offends, but man did I find that home invasion scene to be… off? I don't know, it was weird. I did cringe a little. The rest of it ranged from funny to cute though, so overall it was a very good episode of a show that I find to be tired generally.

…
What?

That opening…
…literally made me laugh out loud when it was over. Not because there was anything wrong with it technically, but they REALLY ran around the block to get to "possibly small pox? Yeah?"